A little hot sauce just for you from Santa's sleigh drivers. This sauce has a cute picture of a Reindeer doing it's business in a chimney. Don't all Reindeer want to do that at one point or another after flying all night? After all, they want to leave a little present too.
I woke up with a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran out to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of warm "reindeer poop".
But, to throw them away seemed such a waste,
so I bottled them, thinking you might like a taste!
Ingredients: Habaņero peppers, vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder, and salt.