HOTTEST FUCKIN' NUTS

We warned you. These are seriously fuckin' hot nuts. That's right we said it because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. I suppose we could have said -It's like the fiery depths of hell- or that It's ass-burning- and even -Keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas-, but that just seems so wordy. These nuts are hot as FUCK! Succinct, to the point - no beating around the bush! Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If these nuts burn you intensely, don't be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You'll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
Ingredients: Peanuts, salt, Habaņero chile, spices, Jalapeņos, onion, garlic, extractives & paprika.
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