DITCH THE B#@CH! JALAPENO HOT SAUCE
She won't let you drive your boat, play softball, or work on your car! Forget her! Ditch the B*@ch! Come on out and play and bring your Hot Sauce! Your need for speed and this mouth dripping Hot Sauce will send you flying! Say "Bye B*@ch!"
Ingredients: Jalepeno peppers, vinegar, salt, spices, vegetable gum