"Official stool softener of the new millenium! Ok! So your constipated, big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have too! If you're bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So save your chile ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. P.S. Possible side effects are that you will feel a slight burn on the way out. OK, OK, so I lied, you will feel a Great Burn after your movement."
Fat free, sugar free ingredients include aged red peppers, vinegar, worcestershire, Habaņero peppers, vegetable juice, salsa, honey, clam juice, fresh garlic & onions, parmesan cheese, carrots, and spices.